You: an eternally happy and optimistic being trapped in a surreal world lousy with demony-looking things.
Your objective: kill the demony-looking things. What else would it be? I mean, they’re obviously evil. Look, don’t think about it too much, I mean, maybe one or two are just as happy as you but don’t look it all the time. Maybe they’re really nice if you’d just take a second to talk to them. But you can’t take that chance.
The catch: you only have one shot to kill all the demony-looking things in any given room. How do you keep getting new shots for each room? Because that’s how
surreal worlds lousy with demons tend to work: you randomly find artillery laying around. And don’t miss, because nobody’s happy when you take a shot at them, even if they’re completely unscathed afterwards. Not even demony-looking things.
Also: play enough levels and you’ll find things that explode. How is that not awesome?